A friend is gone
We lost our dear friend Ian Coristine this past month. Ian and Lyne were in France in December when they decided to return home to Canada as Ian was becoming quite ill and they felt he would need treatment from their local doctors. He underwent a series of tests and was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer which had traveled to his liver.
He started chemo treatments but quickly began losing ground. His family flew in from pretty much all over the world and were with him when he passed on February 15th. He was 71. Why did he have to do such a damn fool thing? Didn't he know how much we would miss him? It's been exactly a month and we are still mourning.
I am sorry if you knew him and are only finding out now. We had known of his condition for awhile but we were asked to keep it to ourselves, so we did. The upside is that if you tell us something and ask us to keep our mouth shut, you now know that we will.
I am sorry if you knew him and are only finding out now. We had known of his condition for awhile but we were asked to keep it to ourselves, so we did. The upside is that if you tell us something and ask us to keep our mouth shut, you now know that we will.
We visited Isle Sur La Sorgue France together...
... as well as Gordes, France
We first meet Ian in the summer of 2007 at a book signing for his first book... of seven. He had published a photo book of pictures of the Thousand Islands that he had shot from his amphibious airplane. He went on to have his pictures published in magazines worldwide and received a plethora of awards for them. Naturally, I peppered him with questions as he was what I wanted to be. A pilot. He was polite but showed little interest in me and was distracted with the task at hand. Besides, he had met plenty of guys who professed that "I want to fly too", but never followed through. As we walked away, I told Janice "That guy doesn't know it yet, but we are going to be friends".
I got his number and called him several times before he finally agreed to allow us to drop by his island "for a few minutes" for me to ask him for advice. We showed up with a bottle of wine, and spent hours there. He made it clear from the outset that he would never help me build my plane or teach me to fly it. He kept his word and I never asked. Still, he was a goldmine of knowledge, generous to a fault and was instrumental in helping me with the purchase. You see, for 20 years he had been the factory rep for Challenger airplanes in Canada, a virtual 'Mr. Challenger'. This, after a career as a racing car driver.
He once joined us for a week in Kennebunkport Maine on a home exchange we had. He was our tour guide as he had spent a week there every summer for years.
At the end of the summer of 2012, after having spent 3 summers building my plane I was ready to put it away for the season because my flight instructor was out of the area and I could not begin to fly. Sensing my frustration, Ian offered to take it on its test flight. He did, landed and I got in for my first flight as a passenger in my own plane.
I flew for several summers but in 2016 had an accident when the floats delaminated on landing. Other than my wife, Ian was the one who called and said "Fix it and get back in the air". In the Thousand Islands, he promoted the area he loved relentlessly and became known as Mr. Thousand Islands. As I write this, I am realizing that it was almost exactly a year ago to the day that he and Lyne went to the Carnival in Venice, Italy with us.
Venice, 2019
The influence seemed to flow both ways. Besides coming to see us in California, he and Lyne visited us when we had our home in Brittany. When they returned to Canada, they went online and bought their own home in France, sight unseen. Finally, this is a video taken by Lyne of my landing by their island in 2018 with Ian as my passenger.
It was my last flight with him.
We miss the bugger every day.
OK Ian, I wrote everything you told me to,
so where's my $20 ? (Inside joke)
OK Ian, I wrote everything you told me to,
so where's my $20 ? (Inside joke)
Ms. Maddie
Visiting a Roman aqueduct
18 year old granddaughter Maddie is currently visiting us, this being her first trip to Europe and obviously first trip to France. She could have gone to the far side of the moon as far as she is concerned and it would have been just as far. Then, at the last minute, boyfriend Ethan was included and came along.
Her trip was a graduation gift to our now 'animation student in training', something we hope to repeat with our current 11 grandchildren as they come of age. Needless to say, the visit is short by our standards so we felt a responsibility to expose her to as much and as many things we could in each 24 hour day. Sleep? She can do that on her own time at home. Let's go! We're burning daylight here!
I still vividly remember my first exposure to Europe at about her age. It opened my mind to a world I couldn't imagine existed and it changed me forever. Our goal was to do the same for her and the others who will follow. Naturally, we returned to the usual places to see like Monaco, Cannes, St Tropez and medieval villages nearby. A stopover in Italy for lunch was planned but with the country on lock down, that was no longer in the cards. The real bonus is that it creates some pretty cool memories for us all that will last the rest of our lives.
We first met Ethan when he accompanied her on her drive back from home in Oregon to school in Los Angeles after Christmas, when they stopped over and stayed with us along the way. He is a terrific young man who clearly knows how to take care of his girl, and has had more worldwide travel experience with his parents than we have had ourselves. Their trip was cut short by a day when the US government halted all travel by Europeans to the US and airlines axed most flights back.
We first met Ethan when he accompanied her on her drive back from home in Oregon to school in Los Angeles after Christmas, when they stopped over and stayed with us along the way. He is a terrific young man who clearly knows how to take care of his girl, and has had more worldwide travel experience with his parents than we have had ourselves. Their trip was cut short by a day when the US government halted all travel by Europeans to the US and airlines axed most flights back.
KG Productions
By now you know that during our absence we rent our homes in California and our villa in France for short term vacation rentals. We advertise them on a couple of popular vacation rental sites and handle the booking details ourselves. Last week we got a rather typical inquiry but the client asked that we contact her directly.
The prospective client asked about renting the entire villa (both upper and lower levels) for a period of 10-12 days at the end of June. Great, we thought! When I asked how many people would be staying she said "none". She explained that she had scoured the internet web sites, looking at the pictures of the homes in the area and found a few that could work for what they had in mind.
Turns out that she was a location scout for KG Productions, a French film company who was preparing to shoot a movie in the area and was looking for a villa that would fit the bill for their project. They wanted to know if we were interested in renting ours to them for that purpose. The story line was that this was going to be the star of the movie's digs, and some of the scenes would be shot here, including in the outdoor garden with the Med in the background. We are under no illusions that opulent villas in the area would be readily available to them but for their particular story line, they thought that ours could be perfect. Maybe it's a poor people's movie.
I asked if they were set on hiring the French star (apparently well known but I never heard of him) as my agent would be happy to discuss my availability. They explained that the 36 year old female co-star might not be the best match, which is a clear case of age discrimination. The director is scheduled to look the place over himself in a week or so. We will surely let you know if any of this moves forward. Even if it does not, its pretty cool to have been considered.
The Corona virus (AKA Covid 19)
I started to write this a week ago to share my take on the situation. I opined that we needed to take the situation seriously but should just settle down and could do without the hysterics. I still feel that we could do without the latter but I am a whole lot less cocky about the former. We are careful and take appropriate steps but we are not in panic mode as many around us seem to be. We have been asked how bad it is over here and will we ever be able to fly home? How close to Italy are we and have we started quarantining? Have we run out of hand sanitizer and toilet paper yet?
As of this writing there are over 5,000 Covid fatalities worldwide but the number of new cases are growing quickly. Most deaths are in countries with marginal medical facilities or old farts that were sick to start with and not bullet proof like me. Covid is not exactly on par with the medieval plague yet. Yes, New York state where we will head to in June and California where we just left have both declared states of emergency. In less than a week, Italy has gone from having a real problem to locking down a portion of the country to then quarantining the entire country with only grocery stores and pharmacy's allowed to open (The border is 90 minutes away from us) As you know, all air travel for Europeans to the US has been stopped. France has closed all its schools and businesses (except banks, gas stations, food stores and pharmacies) until further notice. Many countries are closing their borders right and left.
We have seen little panic buying and hoarding like we have heard reported at home, but that could change quickly. We have been asked by many if we plan on returning early. That ship has sailed as we are in the middle of the most chaotic travel period ever. Airlines either are not allowed to fly to many locations or people are too scared to fly, resulting in a spiralling decline in available flights. Besides, returning to what, Canada in March? Are you kidding me? Freezing cold nuclear winter as opposed to the balmy, sunny Mediterranean? We could always go back to California where they have many Corona cases as opposed to staying in France where there are many Corona cases. (!) Who knows, they might end up just kicking us out of the country at some point.
They say that statistics don't lie, but liar's uses statistics. With that in mind and just to keep things in perspective I offer the following chart. Yes, I know that the numbers are changing dramatically and quickly.
Currently, Americans can return home from Europe and unless all airlines are bankrupt, we expect to be fine by the time June rolls around and we go back. If not, I will get a jet ski and head across the Atlantic myself. We know that this is an evolving situation that changes rapidly from day to day so I might end up eating these words yet. If things spiral out of control, I could be dead in a month so this would be the last Epistle. So, if you have been meaning to tell me how much you love me, this would probably be a good time. If not, we can meet back here next month, as usual.
We have seen little panic buying and hoarding like we have heard reported at home, but that could change quickly. We have been asked by many if we plan on returning early. That ship has sailed as we are in the middle of the most chaotic travel period ever. Airlines either are not allowed to fly to many locations or people are too scared to fly, resulting in a spiralling decline in available flights. Besides, returning to what, Canada in March? Are you kidding me? Freezing cold nuclear winter as opposed to the balmy, sunny Mediterranean? We could always go back to California where they have many Corona cases as opposed to staying in France where there are many Corona cases. (!) Who knows, they might end up just kicking us out of the country at some point.
They say that statistics don't lie, but liar's uses statistics. With that in mind and just to keep things in perspective I offer the following chart. Yes, I know that the numbers are changing dramatically and quickly.
Currently, Americans can return home from Europe and unless all airlines are bankrupt, we expect to be fine by the time June rolls around and we go back. If not, I will get a jet ski and head across the Atlantic myself. We know that this is an evolving situation that changes rapidly from day to day so I might end up eating these words yet. If things spiral out of control, I could be dead in a month so this would be the last Epistle. So, if you have been meaning to tell me how much you love me, this would probably be a good time. If not, we can meet back here next month, as usual.
Ironically, on a day to day situation, our live here have seen little appreciable difference so far. Still, we are keeping our distance from people and maintain aggressive hygiene practices. We are stocked up on wine, cheese and baguettes and all reasonable necessities. Meanwhile, the financial markets have gone into full meltdown but the smartest investor we know is a daughter who with her husband are buying all the stock they can. When it recovers - and it will in time - they will make a killing. The lesson of buy low and sell high was not lost on those two. Good on them.
Taking a stroll down memory lane
This is a re-print of a ditty I wrote 10 years ago this month.
I couldn't help myself to post it again.
Everyone has their own memory of the time they left their childhood home for good. That is, the very first night that you knew you were completely on your own and there was no going back. For some it is when they went to college or when they got married. For others it is when they joined the military. Some perhaps were runaways. God forbid that you were kicked out. I left at 18 under… well… ‘difficult’ circumstances. We did not agree about some important issues in my life and I supported my parents position that while living under their roof I should abide by their rules.
So, we had a little ‘regime change’ and being fiercely independent and determined to be self sufficient, I left with only the clothes on my back. I spent my first couple of nights at a flop house for homeless indigent alcoholics and derelict drug addicts. I would have gladly slept in my car but I didn’t have so much as a bus ticket so my tab was ‘comped’ by a local church. I looked and felt like a fish out of water, and I remember sleeping with my clothes on and with my shoes under my pillow as I feared not finding them in the morning. Thinking ahead, I had lined up a week-end job as a sales clerk in the men's clothing department of a large department store to get a little start up money.
I was within two weeks of finishing my first year at University, while in the mist of my final exams. Kicking my accommodations up a notch, I talked my way into being able to sleep on the sofa in the recreation lounge of an on campus men’s religious fraternity (I was attending Loyola). Not having a place to cook, I bought a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter and ate sandwiches for breakfast, lunch and dinner. When I got really sick of them, I had another peanut butter sandwich.
Being me, I thought this would only need to last a few weeks before my parents came to their senses, realized the error of their ways and repented, saw things my way and begged me to come back. 51 years later, I’m still waiting. In fact, my father did contact me. We talked but there was too much daylight between our positions and we were unable to come to an acceptable understanding. So, I figured they needed to be convinced that I meant business and I was not like a sibling who had been a serial runaway. “This might take a couple of months” I thought, so I doubled down and dug in.
I got a summer job which allowed me to rent a room off of someone’s basement garage and I frantically started saving for next fall’s tuition… just in case. In spite of the fact that I was completely destitute and self supporting, I was denied any student loan because my father's income was too high, him being the vice rector of Concordia University. I had no dishes so I would heat and eat soup right out of the can on my one ring burner. I kept thinking that I would only have to hold out a little longer and I would surely prevail. After about a year I realized that the jig was up so I had better man-up and get a grip, figure out what I wanted out of life and go get it.
I supported myself through the next 3 years of schooling by doing everything from cleaning a church to being in charge of my own division at the department of defense. (I was the dishwasher in the local National Guard kitchen) But mostly I worked my way through school for 3 years by being a sales clerk at a small bookstore for $1.80 /hr. It offered a wide variety of soft cover books but it also had a small stash of cellophane wrapped 'girly' magazines behind the counter for 'customers in the know'. Ironically, it was by far the most profitable part of the owners business.
I supported myself through the next 3 years of schooling by doing everything from cleaning a church to being in charge of my own division at the department of defense. (I was the dishwasher in the local National Guard kitchen) But mostly I worked my way through school for 3 years by being a sales clerk at a small bookstore for $1.80 /hr. It offered a wide variety of soft cover books but it also had a small stash of cellophane wrapped 'girly' magazines behind the counter for 'customers in the know'. Ironically, it was by far the most profitable part of the owners business.
It was not my intention here to bore you with the story of my life. Nor to whine about how tough I had it. You might well have had it much harder. It is also not my intention to disparage my parents because I know that they have always seen things differently. While they didn’t intend it, I believe that in the end they did me a huge favor. I know that my own kids probably thought that we were born at 50, never had a life and always saw us live comfortably from the day they were born. But on March 27th, I will sit in front of our fireplace with a glass of Champagne and remember that first night 51 years ago. Some things have a big impact on a boy’s life.
Enough. We hope your month is as great as we intend to make ours.
Let's meet here again and compare notes.
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