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June, 2017


Goodbye Riviera......

Hello Thousand Islands!



Be careful what you wish for...

It's not like we have not been warned by our mothers. Every year when we return to the islands, the common lament is that we hope the water levels will be high in June, as we all know that even though there are no tides in this fresh water river, the levels fall over the summer into the fall by as much as 3 feet (1 M). 

This causes a number of shoals to suddenly rear their ugly heads in places we had boated all summer long -fat and happy- and now destroying one boat propeller after another (or worse), acting like a can opener on the bottom of the boat. Naturally, crib docks (the kind that are fixed and not floating) are designed to allow for these variations and require you to step UP into your boat in June and DOWN into it in October. 

This year was different. The whole area was awash in rain that did not let up and many cities and towns along the St. Lawrence river [the river that runs from the 5 great lakes where we are at the mouth] to the Atlantic ocean, risked being flooded. This in turn prevented the authorities from releasing water through the locks, lowering the levels in the islands.

The long and the short of it is that the water level of Lake Ontario is the highest it has been since reliable records began in 1918 (according to one official source), breaking the previous record set in June 1952. This has caused flooding of a number of our friends and neighbors cottages, as well as numerous businesses. I was told that 140 communities along the river have declared an emergency. Many crib docks, including ours, are completely under water, meaning that in many cases you have no place to launch your boat from and when you show up at your island, you have no place to dock. Hmmmm.....


Normal times. Note surfboard bench


What's wrong with this picture? Our dock is 18"( 50 cm) under water. The water is so clear it looks like much less.
 Photo credit: Ralph Arthur (Bud) Andress



How it should be
How it is today

Honey Bee? Well any fear of us being flooded are a non issue. We are up a little hill and if we were flooded New  York city and Boston would be under water too. While a portion of our crib dock was under water, a part of it was just a few inches above the water. This was because the end above the waterline broke free from the bottom of the river and the dock was now at an angle. Our surfboard bench on the dock was at water level as though we were ready to surf.

This will be a tough summer for many who will have seen water in their cottages, as well as many shoreline businesses who will have a lot of damage to repair. 

Meanwhile, it is great to be back in the real world. Boats and jet ski's are now in the water, temporary fixes have been made to outer docks and to the aircraft carrier, the plane is out, the birds are singing and we have not a care in the world. It is not an easy life we lead.



  From the flight deck

If you are bored with endless silly airplane stories, you can skip the rest of this. I picked up my new floats and they are ready for a quick install. But then, we went for our first boat ride and immediately realized that to my great chagrin that I will not be putting the floats on right away. Who knows, maybe not this summer. 

The river is FULL of debris floating and some of it semi submerged. In 1 mile on the water, I encountered 2X4"s with nails sticking out, logs or all sizes and....get this.... a 12 foot long X 2 foot wide dock floating down the river. I have heard of refrigerators and boathouse doors bobbing out there. It would be impossible to safely land or take off anywhere. 

Dock we saw floating by in the river


I was at the post office telling someone about the floating dock I saw when he asked "Is it the one with the two deck chairs on it?" "No" I said, "It's another one" "Well this one is even better" he said pointing to the wanted poster on the wall. Some guy was looking for his dock also....with two jet ski's still attached to it.

I am fully aware of my good fortune in having my own plane and flying all over the place at will. I have lost one set of floats but do not want a repeat performance so patience must be the order of the day. Still, I cannot understand why I can't do everything I want whenever I want. You know, like have everything my way all the time. My 3 year old grandson and I see eye to eye on that subject.






May, 2017




Mr. Benjamin


Mr. Benjamin, himself.

We have the pleasure to welcome Benjamin Lindor, coming in at # 10 in the Laprade grandchildren department. Benjamin is the latest in daughter Amy and husband Vance's brood. He is their 7th child and no that was not a typo. Mom and the handsome little gentleman are doing fine. We did a little math and figured that if all 5 of our kids followed their big sisters example we would have 35 of those little suckers running around. Why, they might be able to support us in the manner that we would like to become accustomed to! 
OK, back to the real world. I need another drink. Just sayin.



Show and Tell


And so it begins....
OK, so we have been a little busy wrapping up this season's projects. There was way too much for me to do alone, so I got some help from my buddies Phil, Bruce and Mick (Collins, Springsteen and Jagger). The way we operated was that I did the work and they sang. We tried it the other way around once but nothing got done and the neighbors complained about the noise. The louder it was, the more enthusiasm and energy I felt and the faster I worked. Janice says I have the volume up way too loud, but she exaggerates because I think I could probably still hear a 747 taking off next to me.

It would be an understatement to say that our taste in music run on opposite sides of the aisles. My considerable musical sophistication simply precludes me from being able to work with the likes of Perry Como or Tchaikovsky because to me, it sounds like music to commit suicide by.

The goal this go around was to put 1 measly little bedroom together. Might not sound like much, but when you consider that we started with a rough concrete box with no power or plumbing and the floor torn out, we had a way to go. The irony was that as you know, we rent our homes out when we are away and this room was added to the mix. We had 8 couples planning on staying in this room this summer when we started working on it in February. They, of course had no idea that it looked like this when they booked it.

OK then, let's have a peek at some before and after pics of our now complete master bedroom en-suite.



 Shower, anyone?

 

Wannabe toilet

After

Bedroom to be (before)

As good as it's going to get

Before
After
Of course, this is what it's all about.
This now makes the property a 3 (usable) bedroom villa with 2 more to go after they are completed next year. Currently, those 2 are in the same state as the one we started with this year but do not have their own en-suite bathrooms.

As long as we were at it, we thought we would spiff up some of the finished rooms a little also. Just before we moved here from Brittany, we happened upon a wall treatment that blew us away. We immediately scoured the country for the manufacturer and a source to obtain the product. As luck would have it, it was available in nearby Cannes.

As many things we do, it is clearly not for everyone. In fact, it may well not be for anyone -but us. Anyway, it allowed us to make it a real 'feature' in a couple of rooms, spread out throughout the upper and lower villa to have a thread of continuity without going nuts and overdoing it. This product may look like paint in the pictures but it is most decidedly not. It is 2 coats of a stone black product mixed with real iron flakes and metal powder over a special undercoat sealer on a very smooth wall.  

Are we sure about this?

The next 4 coats are a rust developer. This is where the magic happens. That's right, a special chemical sprayed on the wall causes a reaction that causes the iron flakes and powder to rust before your eyes. This is followed by 4 coats of a special enhancer to give it a satiny look. That's it! A mere 11 coats and voila!!!
You may wonder why I write that we didn't go nuts but all three rooms show the treatment. That is because the product has a very short shelf life (days) and these were the 3 rooms we worked on this season. On the whole, they are pretty spread out.


Our previous master bedroom
(After)

Living room looking toward the kitchen (before)
(After) We also added a little stacked stone to the lower wall.

The what else is new department
 
The seaside restaurant in the bay low us just got finished with a $1.5 million renovation. It's amazing what cool stuff you can do with money. Nice upgrade to the neighborhood.



In our considerable amount of free time, we had some company this month. First, Ian dropped by overnight after taking Lyne and her daughter to the Nice airport. He was immediately bamboozled into taking the great pictures of the changes to the joint you see this month.





Next, we had California friends Ed and Marilyn fly in for several days on their way to Italy. Not totally put off by our reception, they will return this week for a few more days.


Loic and Catherine wishing they were showing off their new yacht

With a quick change of linens, friends Catherine and Loic arrived from our old stomping grounds in Brittany for a long planned visit.  


Tic tock, tick tock, nearly time to go!




Listen! Do you hear that? My baby is calling me and I will soon be there. Daddy is coming home and I promise to try to keep you dry this summer. Oh what fun we will have in a 55 horse (power) open sleigh!