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August 2014





Newsflash!


We here at the Epistle, pride ourselves on keeping you up to date on the goings on in our little lives. If you are reading this within hours of when I posted it, then you should know that at this very moment, Janice is in surgery at the Syracuse hospital.

She is undergoing elective reconstructive breast surgery (post cancer and mastectomy). Naturally, it was her decision and she will be in the hospital for almost a week, before returning to the island for a long recovery. A girl has to do what a girl has to do.




We flew the coop!


We were off island this past month for our yearly two weeks of rentals. We spent a week at a cottage within a stone's throw of the Bee so we are able to continue with most socializing as if nothing has changed. We then spent the second week on a home exchange at the home we were at last summer, just outside of Ottawa (Canada's capital).  



This is the 3,500 sf (350 sq M) home of the retired vice president of Scotia Bank (Think Bank of America for Canada) whose back yard is on the Ottawa River, practically across from the Parliament buildings. Very cool! They in turn, spent their exchange at our humble abode in California. 

The party girl

While there, my mother turned 90 so we drove to Toronto to celebrate the big event. Hard to believe that she is 40 years older than I. Or is my math off a tad? We also visited family at their cottage in Quebec (province of, not city of) While there, I joined my cousin's wife who was training for a triathlon for a 3/4 mile swim to a nearby island. Does that make me an Iron man?


No rest for the unemployed

I managed to make myself useful this past month by working on a number of low profile but rather important little projects around the island. Nothing to write home to mom about, but just stuff to make things easier, nicer or less work in the future. I sometimes wonder though, if I should cool it a bit when I realize that I am known by my first name in 3 different hardware stores in 3 countries on 2 continents.


New deck I built on the back of the island

Same location, different angle
Now that the critical projects for the summer are behind me, other than caring for my bride, flying is my number 1 priority for the rest of the summer. Come to think about it, it is number 2, 3 and 4 also. Attending all social events and other obligations are based on wind and rain. If the weather conditions are right, I fly. If not, then we can do anything else.



Charlie, India, Juliet, Quebec, Papa
(AKA C-IJQP)

Surprised that the first thing I wrote about was a project and not the plane? Me too! The fact is, I am at it gangbusters again, but doing my flying very early in the morning or in mid-evening. That's when the winds are lower, giving an inexperienced pilot a fighting chance, minimizing the risk of bending his airplane. Of course that leaves the better part of the day open for visiting, boating or projects.

 
 Janice running errands

I have given you a break for some time now, not blathering on and on about the plane this, the plane that, the plane, the plane, the plane. The break is over. I am so excited I feel like I am going to bust a gut. For one, I am finally on my own. I soloed last year but after such a long absence from flying I had to revisit things some, plus the fact that even when I left off I was totally unhappy with my landings. They are kind of important, especially if you want to go for another ride later.

Michael running errands.
To each his / her own


Anyway, I finally got it down after I did 29 landings on my first day out on my own. I am now working on my passenger carrying rating. When I have it, I can not only go up and kill myself, but I could take you up and get you killed too! Don’t laugh. Don’t think for a moment that I don’t know what you are thinking…

Anyway, the more seat time I get, the better I get at this. I am actually starting to have time to look out and enjoy the view as opposed to constantly having one eye on my airspeed, another on my altitude, another eye on airborne traffic (to avoid a mid-air) another eye on various instruments that record engine temps, an eye on fuel levels, if I am flying level, an eye on if I am climbing or descending, all while I am making radio calls. 

Since that is way more eyes than I was born with, I quickly became crossed eyed. Still, flying feels like the uneasy exhilaration which would be had from shampooing a lion, and it is way more fun than the kind of talk some people would pay a woman a $1.75 a minute for…

I had to put the fun on pause for  a few days when I was due for a 50 hour inspection. I took my first solo cross country trip of a mere 35 miles to an aircraft mechanic at a nearby airport, but in my world that is a big deal. A trip of 350 miles would simply be 10 similar steps. I was so excited I felt like I could pee my pants! 

When he found out I had built the plane, he refused to to work on it. He said if I built it, I should know how to maintain it and that he would teach me. I spent the next 7 hours torquing cylinder heads, calibrating carburetors and much more that would bore you to tears. I figure that just 10 more years of this and I could be an un-certified aircraft mechanic too!

One fun project was to finally put a little color on my plane. I had been looking for a design for ages, but found little to excite my imagination. Stripes of every kind and color bored me to tears, and really cool and exotic paint jobs could cost as much as the plane. I finally found and loved the “splashing in the water” look, suitable to and paying homage to the fact that the TIAF (Thousand Island Air Force) is heading for a permanent amphibious operation. That will occur just as soon as the pilot puts on his big boy drinking pants and learns to fly on floats... next summer.


Wayne helping ensure a precise layout


Of course applying such large graphics required a little help from a friend and, as usual, Wayne was “Johnny on the spot”. Wayne is one of those guys that helps everybody around him, usually knows anywhere from a bit to a lot more about the subject than you do, and you are rarely in a position to reciprocate the favor in kind. My buddy Carl in France is the same way. These are the guys that often allow me to make my hair brained schemes come to life or get me out of a fix I have put myself in.

Ta- Da!

That Day

Crap. Once again, it was upon me. Like a bad penny, shortly after Janice had hers, mine followed. I tried ignoring it, refused to participate but still, the day arrived. I wept and practiced exotic curse words absorbed by having spent decades in prison, to no avail. 

I wish I could say that age did not bother me, except of course when I detect those ever so subtle changes in the way members of the opposite sex look at me, which these days they invariably only reluctantly do because we happen to be unavoidably confined together in an elevator or a waiting room.


Friends and family call and write to wish you well, but it feels like they are celebrating the fact that you are a year closer to circling the drain. What's to celebrate? Meanwhile, my bucket list runeth over and there is still plenty of man juice in the tank.









July 2014



Tearing up the river with Ian's daughter Hayley




1st time visitors

We had the pleasure of having son-in-law Vance and Ms. Maryann Elisabeth come all the way out from the great state of Washington for a visit this past month. Beside having serious 'hang out' time at the Bee, they too faced the obligatory tour of the islands with many of its sights. Vance was kind enough to help me finish and launch the dock for the kids beach we put in last month, while Maryann gave it the first try.







We maybe Americans but over the years we have discovered that while here, all of our grand children become vicious pirates! ARRRGH!

Young boys are prone to want to make younger sisters 'walk the plank' for any imagined transgression, so I will add one at the end of the dock for their convenience.




Next, we had long time friend Michelle fly in from California for her turn, spending a week with us also. Michelle is a dentist in our home town in California, who Janice worked with back in the day. I, of course, had to suffer being stuck on an island with two blonde bombshells for a week.



Touring the Thousand Island Air Force hangar
Taking a break between company, we visited the New York state Letchworth state park. It is  renowned as the "Grand Canyon of the East"




What's new around here dept. 

We have been so pleased with some of the pieces of furniture we had built by local artisans over the last summer or two, that we ordered more before leaving last fall. That gave them all winter to put it together, when work in these parts are slim pickin's and we are far and away, anyway.



This time we had an entertainment system wall unit built, out of 'live edge' Ash wood. This allowed us to break down and join the rest of the planet  in swapping out our 350 pound console TV (a generous gift from my sister at the time) for a wall mounted flat screen TV. Wooaah!! Things are looking up around here!

Then we got a 'fermented fruit juice holder' (for our non drinking friends)


 
Better yet, we have decided that in the fall we will be driving back home to California (first time in 10 years), so we will have some more furniture built here to take back in a small trailer we will tow. The pieces we have commissioned were selected from our favorite 'forget-about-it-you-can't-afford-it' web sites and shops, but have the absolute luxury to have custom built here by artisans in the woods nearby.











June, 2014






Yahoo, it's June!

We try not to always be looking forward to the next place we will go to, but it's hard not to get in a tizzy about being at the Bee.  By now the fleet has been launched (all 5 boats are in the water), summer flowers are planted, the summer projects are well under way and we are in full island mode. 

Speaking of projects, we wanted to get a couple of ours out of the way before our summer company showed up. The first was a two for one. Last year, we decided that as much as we loved having a regular flush toilet, our black water holding tank was 20 years past the limit of its useful life and was beginning to spring small leaks from rust holes.... a sign of an impending disaster.

We also found that with the amount of company we had each summer, we were required to have the tank pumped out twice per season at a cost that has skyrocketed in the past few years. 

Worse, at the end of the season when the water levels are low, the pumping barge was unable to service us, leaving the only option to add 50 gallons (200 Lt) of anti- freeze to the tank before leaving for the season to prevent the tank from bursting. Having 2500 gallons (10,000 Lt) of human waste released in the river would not only make us pariahs in the neighborhood but subjects us to staggering fines and clean up fees.

After some research, we decided on a Swedish electric ultra low water vacuum system. It looks and operates like a regular toilet, except for the whooshing sound as the waste is vacuumed to an outdoor heated holding tank that churns it all in a medium, turning it into compost. Your pristine delicate hands, stay pristine.

Tandem ( double ) barges with 25 ton excavator, work boat and tug are seen here. Additional barge and tug to pump out tank not visible

Anyway, as these things are wont to be, one thing leads to another. We had the large tank pumped out one last time and taken away, creating a perfect place to house the new equipment in a little seen location on the island as well as providing an excellent location to store our aluminum boat in the winter .



Good riddance, holding tank!


While the fellas had the barge over to pump out the tank (barge and tugboat #1) they had another double tandem barge to carry the tank back to the mainland dump (barge # 2 and 3 with their own tug). I had them bring 30 yards of coarse sand to dump with a 25 ton excavator in an area where we created a beach for little ones on the back shallow side of the island. 

 
Fabric laid on river bottom prior to dumping sand


They layed a 20' X 20' (7m X 7m) special fabric so that the sand dumped on it would not simply get mixed in with the muddy bottom of the river. A few steps down and a dock to sit on ( I am working as fast as I can!) and TA-DA! Happy kids splashing in shallow water with barely any current.

 
Let 'er rip!


                     See the video here



Island Life (The Magazine)



As I mentioned in May's Epistle, the second Honey Bee magazine article came out this month. Actually, it is the third as the local Watertown paper did an extensive article on the Little Free Library  (ours was one of the two they covered) but I think we have written about that enough already. Still, you can read it here if you like: http://www.watertowndailytimes.com/article/20140505/CURR04/705059999

No, 'Island Life' is a local magazine that is published once a year by our dear friend Kim. She was a national reporter for a big city newspaper for years, but about 5 years ago decided to become a big time publisher in her own right. She started a local magazine on...well... 'Island Life'. She interviews Islanders and does stories on about a dozen of them each year. 

It is a glossy, high quality magazine that has done nothing but get better each year, and now reaches 25,000 homes in the Thousand Island area. This year she asked if I would write about how we came to be islanders and you can see the result below.

To make it much easier to read, simply hold the CTRL key on your keyboard down and click the + key on your keyboard repeatedly to enlarge the page views.






Wow! Now being 'published', I wonder if I will have to fight off book contracts from Random house or movie deals from Warner Bros? Would Tom Cruise be better to play me or should I hold out for Brad Pitt?


Let's meet here again next month, ok?